My kaleidoscope is the best.  You're obviously looking at yours wrong.
I'M LOOKING AT YOUR KALEIDOSCOPE THROUGH MY KALEIDOSCOPE
AND THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SEEING!
RAISED EYEBROW...
you are about to enter FLOYDBOY 9.0
You are about to be MYSTIFIED
but then again
How many dimensions do you want to see me through anyway?
you're up this late, what do you care?