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EAT MY BRAIN AND I'LL EAT YOURS, etc.

This page is a big fat ugly blank slate that wants attention from you.  As I said, it's a freaking void out here.  Whatever doesn't kill me only makes me stranger.  Yes, I used a joker quote.  That's because there is nobody except you and me reading this garbled nonsense, and thus I can say whatever I want to.  Don't like it?  Tell me what you want here and I'll stick it up there with the other buttons.  See that "awesome sauce" up there?  That's the result of the people's vote!  Now go to bed you faggots.  Play the game.  Be bueno.  Or something.