EAT MY BRAIN AND I'LL EAT YOURS, etc.
This page is a big fat ugly blank slate that wants attention from
you. As I said, it's a freaking void out here. Whatever
doesn't kill me only makes me stranger. Yes, I used a joker
quote. That's because there is nobody except you and me reading
this garbled nonsense, and thus I can say whatever I want to.
Don't like it? Tell me what you want here and I'll stick it up
there with the other buttons. See that "awesome
sauce" up there?
That's the result of the people's vote! Now go to bed you
faggots. Play the game. Be bueno. Or something.